This is what Angelee (my 4 month old daughter) and me do to start the day right.
It’s been quite some time since I last blogged and even tweeted. I recently had my first child last October. So, all my attention has been with my baby girl. A lot has changed since before being a father. My maturity level increased, but I still have fun with life. It just feels good you know. I’m sure all you parents know that feeling. A new baby takes energy but it just feels good. I try to be the best father I can everyday, and I promised to be. My baby is only 3 months old, but I’m trying to teach her so much already. She responds well, laughs a lot, and that smile, that smile is priceless. I’ll always be here for my daughter… What I’m trying to say is that I want all you fathers, mothers, and soon to be parents, to be there for your child. I don’t care what your reasons are, I don’t care what your excuse is, and I really am tired of the parents that blame one another. And, all you run away parents, look yourselves in the mirror, feel that guilt, and make it up to your kid. Your issues don’t matter to your child. Your child just wants you to acknowledge them, let them know your there. Appreciate the gift you have, many people are not as fortunate as us parents are. Be there for your kid or kids! Let them know you care. Thanks
My favorite Chuck Norris “facts”. Enjoy :))
Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands They are now The Islands
Chuck Norris doesn’t cheat death. He wins fair and square
Some kids piss their name in the snow Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris’ sperm escaped and got into the engine We now know this truck as Optimus Prime
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried
Chuck Norris can speak braille
Chuck Norris does not sleep He waits
Chuck Norris was once the F B I’s chief negotiator His job involved calling up criminals and saying, “This is Chuck Norris “
Chuck Norris puts the “laughter” in “manslaughter”
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 2 moves
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down “Violence” as every one of the answers He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
Fire escapes were invented to protect fire from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Chuck Norris?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance “
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it’s beef
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse
In his will, Chuck Norris has specified that if he dies, he will bury himself
Chuck likes his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris’ PC will crash
Chuck Norris’ dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop
Chuck Norris doesn’t have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face
Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is an optical illusion. His right foot doesn’t swing around and hit your head, his left foot spins the earth so that your head hits his foot
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not “attempt” murder
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano
M C Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain
Chuck Norris can stare you down with his back turned
Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants
The only thing that gets between Chuck Norris and justice is an equal sign
Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver and wins
Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul
Chuck Norris never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris
The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
Chuck Norris can drown a fish
Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost
When God said, “Let there be light”, Chuck Norris said, “say please “
Chuck Norris eats the core of an apple first
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris He is the end of all things
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there
Chuck Norris doesn’t need a miracle in order to split the ocean He just walks in and the water gets out of the way
Chuck Norris has perfect death perception
Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye
Chuck Norris doesn’t use pickup lines, he simply says, “Now “
Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can’t lift it And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who Chuck Norris is
Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain
The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’s fist
Chuck Norris cannot predict the future; the future just better do what Chuck Norris says
Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 10 feet behind him
Chuck Norris doesn’t play “hide-and-seek ” He plays “hide-and-pray-I-don’t-find-you “
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
You will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he’s retreating. He’s not. He’s just attacking from another direction.
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
Some people wear Superman pajamas while Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, “Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?”
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
I’ve taken my health very seriously this year. Reasons are: to look great, have more energy, think clearly, and save money. Doctors, hospitals, and medications are expensive, so I rather not even deal with it at all. Exercising daily (or as much as I can) is actually tough. It’s tough just getting up and doing it when your mind makes so many excuses not to do it or to do it later. I learned the best way to exercise is to just go and do it, no matter the time of day or night. As long as your doing it. Whether it be jogging, lifting weights, stretching, or playing a sport, just go and do it. You’ll feel great about yourself, you’ll look better, and you will least likely to get sick. Also, remember to eat healthy. Healthy eating doesn’t have to be bad tasting greens and vegetables. There are many recipes online to work with. Eating healthy is also much cheaper than eating the fast food diet. It takes discipline and most of us grew up without it or no one really taught us how. The internet is filled with websites to help teach you to become healthy. Whatever the exercise it is, just do it (stop making excuses), for yourself and for your health & wealth.
One of the most anticipated films of 2012, The Dark Knight Rises opens today in the Philippines. The buzz online is that this movie will break all box office records. Well, add me to the many who will be paying to watch this movie.
After watching The Dark Knight like 10 times (Heath Ledger is legendary), The Dark Knight Rises is on my must watch movie list.
This whole We Hate LeBron thing reminds me of a story. A woman is in front of an apartment house that’s engulfed in flames. She’s screaming, “Help! Help! My baby’s in there!” A man sprints up and says, “Which floor?” “Tenth!” she screams. “In the back!” He rips off his coat and goes running in. Five minutes later, he’s back, coughing, choking, and handing the woman the baby. She looks at the man with a frown and sniffs, “He had a hat.” That’s life for LeBron James. Anything short of an NBA title makes James a useless wad of pre-chewed pork gristle in your eyes. Whatever he does — three MVPs in nine seasons — it’s never enough. You hate him — still! — for the way he botched the announcement of his free-agent move from Cleveland to Miami. Forget that hundreds of people move from Cleveland to Miami every year. Forget that dozens of NBA players change teams every year. It was only one mistake. Has he showed up in any police reports since? Has he cheated on his fiancée ? Has he left his children stranded in the pick-up circle at school? Has he refused to speak to reporters after a single game this season? Has he called out his teammates for their poor play, as Kobe Bryant did twice this postseason? Has he gotten his coach fired? Been fined for criticizing refs? Asked to be traded, released or named general manager? Has he punched anybody? Choked anybody? Screamed at any parking valets? (Mom doesn’t count.) Smashed a chair? Drop-kicked any equipment? Tiger Woods does that on the front nine. OK, LeBron is not perfect. Threw a Gatorade cup. Punched a walking stick. Carries that stupid little man purse. But if you were to fill a plane with the most spoiled superstars in the country, he’d be boarding in the D group. You despise him because he passes too much. Imagine that. You hate a modern NBA player for not being selfish. OK, I’d like to see him use his bag of hoop tricks to drive more at the end of games, too. But it’s not like he hasn’t done it, dozens and dozens of times, including huge fourth quarters against Boston and Chicago in last season’s playoffs. You people seem to want him to take it every single time, even with Dwyane Wade as a teammate. And Chris Bosh. But it’s The Big Three, isn’t it? Not The Big One. And just so you know: In playoff games, LeBron has taken 13 final shots in tight games in regulation and hit five of them to win or tie. Kobe has taken twice that and hit only seven. Can we all just take a Xanax? Besides, he passes so exquisitely. His passes are clairvoyant, leading teammates to places they didn’t even know they were supposed to go. They’re as soft and buttery as croissants. Why wouldn’t you want him passing? And why is the hoops world so hypercritical of this one thing when he’s so brilliant at every other part of the game? Defense? He’s guarded every position against the Celtics — the 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. “He’s guarded everybody but me,” says Celtics coach Doc Rivers. Only Rajon Rondo is even close in all-around brilliance this postseason. James is second in points, fourth in steals, 10th in assists, second in minutes. He leads his team in double-doubles and the league in double standards. Wade missed an open jumper to lose Game 4 in overtime — how come he’s not “scared”? Last year, you hated him for being a shrinker. Now you hate him for not being a closer. Every game, he must CLOSE. Was Magic Johnson a closer? A few times, yes. Every freaking time? No. And by the way, most of the time James doesn’t need to close because he has been so drop-your-popcorn good the entire game. Aren’t we still playing the game of basketball? What happened to attacking the defense where it’s softest? What’s wrong with looking for the open shot? Aren’t his 12 teammates getting paid, too? [+] EnlargeLeBron James Getty ImagesLeBron James in 2003, around the time the expectations for him began to build. People — enough. This whole “Crown or Drown” thinking on James has to stop. Grown men are actually strapping microphones to their ties and saying that if James doesn’t win the title, the Heat ought to be broken up. For what? For making the Finals last year? For making (at least) the Eastern finals this year? James has been with these guys only two seasons. It took Michelangelo four years to paint the Sistine Chapel. You people would’ve fired him in two? But I think the reason you hate LeBron James the most is that he just doesn’t seem to suffer his failures as much as you’d like him to. You want him to brood like Kobe after losses, glare like Jordan when things don’t go his way, scream at teammates like Tom Brady when they’re behind. That’s not James. His spirit is too light. He’s too much fun. He’s a 6-foot-8 pixie, a 27-year-old kid who’s addicted to kidding. He’s a genuinely sweet person. You think of the great athletes of our generation — Jordan, Woods, Lance Armstrong. They all had a bit of the jerk gene in them. James is missing it. He is loved by his teammates, not feared. So sue. That’s probably going to work against him in the long run. It will keep him from being Jordan or Kobe or Kareem. It will keep him from being enough. But isn’t that somebody you want your kids to have as their hero? Hat or no hat? (source: EPSN.com)