Fun Wake Park Now Open at dPond Family Fun, Liloan, Cebu, Philippines

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Step back, Relax, & Appreciate.

Hanging out in Palawan

With the holidays coming up, things get hectic. We lose ourselves in materials and the checklist we have for Christmas. Sometimes we forget the real meaning behind it all. Families & friends get together, plans happen, stress rises, yet we may forget what it all means. I stepped back, more further than I usually step back just before the holidays to really appreciate the people and the plans and to let the stress out. I hope you don’t have to step back as far far back as I did to realize what really matters…. The ones who love you. Have a Merry Christmas & a Joyous New Year.


Being a father

angelee n papa
It’s been quite some time since I last blogged and even tweeted. I recently had my first child last October. So, all my attention has been with my baby girl. A lot has changed since before being a father. My maturity level increased, but I still have fun with life. It just feels good you know. I’m sure all you parents know that feeling. A new baby takes energy but it just feels good. I try to be the best father I can everyday, and I promised to be. My baby is only 3 months old, but I’m trying to teach her so much already. She responds well, laughs a lot, and that smile, that smile is priceless. I’ll always be here for my daughter… What I’m trying to say is that I want all you fathers, mothers, and soon to be parents, to be there for your child. If you haven’t been around for your child, make it up to them with the time you have with them. Your child just wants you to acknowledge them, let them know you’re there for them. Appreciate the gift you have, many people are not as fortunate as us parents are. Be there for your kid or kids! Let them know you care and you love them. Thanks

Chuck Norris hilarious “facts”

My favorite Chuck Norris “facts”. Enjoy :))

Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands  They are now The Islands

Chuck Norris doesn’t cheat death.  He wins fair and square

Some kids piss their name in the snow  Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill  99.9  percent of germs  Chuck Norris can kill 100  percent of whatever he wants

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris’ sperm escaped and got into the engine  We now know this truck as Optimus Prime

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer.  Too bad he has never cried

Chuck Norris can speak braille

Chuck Norris does not sleep  He waits

Chuck Norris was once the F B I’s chief negotiator  His job involved calling up criminals and saying, “This is Chuck Norris ”

Chuck Norris puts the “laughter” in “manslaughter”

Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 2  moves

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg.  After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down “Violence” as every one of the answers  He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

Fire escapes were invented to protect fire from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Chuck Norris?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance ”

Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it’s beef

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse

In his will, Chuck Norris has specified that if he dies, he will bury himself

Chuck likes his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books  He stares them down until he gets the information he wants

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light  Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris’ PC will crash

Chuck Norris’ dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin  The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop

Chuck Norris doesn’t have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them

Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face

Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is an optical illusion.  His right foot doesn’t swing around and hit your head, his left foot spins the earth so that your head hits his foot

Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not “attempt” murder

Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano

M C  Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain

Chuck Norris can stare you down with his back turned

Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants

The only thing that gets between Chuck Norris and justice is an equal sign

Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver and wins

Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul

Chuck Norris never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction

The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris

The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake

When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off

Chuck Norris can drown a fish

Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life

Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost

When God said, “Let there be light”, Chuck Norris said, “say please ”

Chuck Norris eats the core of an apple first

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris  He is the end of all things

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people  It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there

Chuck Norris doesn’t need a miracle in order to split the ocean  He just walks in and the water gets out of the way

Chuck Norris has perfect death perception

Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye

Chuck Norris doesn’t use pickup lines, he simply says, “Now ”

Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can’t lift it  And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who Chuck Norris is

Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico  Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain

The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’s fist

Chuck Norris cannot predict the future; the future just better do what Chuck Norris says

Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close.  It now stands a safe 10 feet behind him

Chuck Norris doesn’t play “hide-and-seek ” He plays “hide-and-pray-I-don’t-find-you ”

Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.

You will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.

Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.

When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he’s retreating. He’s not. He’s just attacking from another direction.

If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.

Some people wear Superman pajamas while Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, “Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?”

Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.